August 09, 2011

Manny Pacquiao Jokes (Tagalog)

We have lots of twist and turn of events nowadays, it's saddening to read the news such as the business/finance, famine in Africa, riots in England, death of USA soldiers (Navy Seals), calamities and others, so, I thought of posting some jokes where the famous boxer Manny Pacquiao, his wife Jinky and mother Dionisia are the main characters to lighten up a bit our days in times like this.

 -Sa Las Vegas-
Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!


CHAVIT : Manny, paki acknowledge naman si First Gentleman, late dumating, ayun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.
PACMAN: I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF the LATE First Gentleman who just PASSED AWAY.

JINKY: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayo anong magandang name?
MANNY: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin MANKY

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MANNY: Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets...
JINKY : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
MANNY: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita ang dilim!!
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Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar, GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... .ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala masyado umo-Order..
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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!

- Manny Pacquiao joins Deal or No Deal.
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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh..
Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?
Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)
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sa bangko...
Dionisia: "Day, bigyan mu nga aku ng PIN at mag wiwidru aku!"
Teller: "Ma'am, kayo po dapat ang may PIN at kayo lang dapat ang nakakaalam..."
Dionisia: "Nakalimutan ku eh!"
Teller: "Sorry Ma'am, di ko kayo matutulungan."
Dionisia: "Diyus miu, anung bangku itu walang PIN! Sigi day, kahit lapis na lang..."
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Hope you had a good laugh!

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